In "Notes from a Small Island," Bill Bryson offers a humorous critique of Blackpool, a famed British seaside resort. He highlights the challenges posed by the British climate, which often dampens the appeal of summer vacations. Bryson notes that Blackpool's unattractiveness, stemming from its dirty appearance and remote location, makes it an unlikely destination for many.

Despite these issues, Bryson acknowledges that Blackpool still attracts tourists, although he describes its offerings as cheap and low-quality. The sea, described as an "open toilet," and the overall provincial nature of its attractions emphasize his mixed feelings about the place. In his view, it’s a notable feat that Blackpool remains popular despite these significant drawbacks.