In "Calculated in Death" by J.D. Robb, the protagonist anticipates a remark from her colleague, Summerset, regarding her early return home. She prepares a witty retort to deflect his comments and maintain her composure.
Her clever response revolves around a fictional celebration called Mortician's Day, which serves as an excuse for her absence. This quick and humorous reply highlights her sharp wit and ability to handle unwanted scrutiny with ease.