You make the bribe big enough and they'll find you. Just make sure you do everything right out in the open. Let everyone know exactly what you want and how much you're willing to pay for it. The first time you act guilty or ashamed, you might get into trouble. I wish you'd come with me, Milo remarked. I won't feel safe among people who take bribes. They're no better than a bunch of crooks. You'll be all right, Yossarian assured him with confidence. If you run into trouble, just tell everybody that the security of the country requires a strong domestic Egyptian-cotton speculating industry.
The dialogue highlights a cynical perspective on bribery and corruption. It suggests that if one is transparent about their intentions and offers a significant bribe, they can navigate the moral complexities without drawing suspicion. The notion is that guilt and shame might lead to trouble, emphasizing the importance of being bold and open in corrupt dealings.
Milo expresses discomfort at being around people engaged in corrupt practices, equating them to criminals. Yossarian reassures him, indicating that adopting a strategic justification can help avoid negative fallout. This reflects the absurdity and moral ambiguity present in "Catch-22," where ethical lines are blurred in the pursuit of self-interest and survival.
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