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Terry Pratchett _ Maskerade
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
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Chuck Palahniuk _ Damned
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
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J.K. Rowling _ Harry Potter and the Chamber
If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'.
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Rick Riordan _ The Hammer of Thor
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. "I have to go.""You just got here.""Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.""You're making that up.""I'm not.""So...what, somebody thinks they're about to die and they text you 'Going down! Need Valkyrie ASAP!' followed by a bunch of sad-face emojis?
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