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  1. Cassandra Clare _ The Shadowhunter's Codex

    {...} : Oh, David, I would trust you with my life! Oh, Jonathan, I would sacrifice my own life for your holy mission! {He almost does}: {weeping} David, you must return to me! I need you! I cannot do this thing without you!: Lo, I return!"
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  2. Julia Quinn _ To Sir Phillip, With Love

    Bloody hell," Phillip finally burst out. "If you're going to break my legs, would you just go ahead and do it now?
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  3. Karen Cushman _ Catherine, Called Birdy

    I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren.
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  4. Kresley Cole _ Kiss of a Demon King

    You wouldn't recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass.
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  5. Kresley Cole _ Dark Desires After Dusk

    Just before his lips reached hers, she jerked her head back to whip it forward into his nose. A kiss. Distinct cracking sounded.With his nose pouring blood, he squeezed her upper arms, "Holly, what the fuck-"Using all her strength, she hiked her knee up between his legs.His hands flew to cup his groin as his knees met the ground."You're right, Cadeon." She dusted off her hands. "That really fun.
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  6. Sarah J. Maas _ The Assassin's Blade

    Sam's hand brushed her shoulder, and she almost jumped out of her skin as he brought his mouth close to her ear and murmured, "You look beautiful. Though I bet you already know that." She most certainly did.
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  7. Sarah J. Maas _ Heir of Fire

    The king picked up his goblet, swirling the wine inside. 'I didn't receive word that your legion was here.'"They're not."Chaol braced for the execution order, praying he wouldn't be the one to do it. The king said, "I told you to bring them, General.""Here, I was thinking you wanted the plesure of my company.
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  8. J.K. Rowling _ Harry Potter and the Deathly

    I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
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  9. Holly Smale _ Geek Girl

    My name," I tell Wilbur in the most dignified voice I can find, "Was inspired by Harriet Quimby, the first female American pilot and the first woman ever to cross the Channel in an aeroplane. My mother chose it to represent freedom and bravery and independence, and she gave it to me just before she died."There's a short pause while Wilbur looks appropriately moved. Then Dad says, "Who told you that?" "Annabel did.""Well, it's not true at all. You were named after Harriet the tortoise, the second longest living tortoise in the world."There's a silence while I stare at Dad and Annabel puts her head in her hands so abruptly that the pen starts to leak into her collar. "," she moans quietly."A ?" I repeat in dismay. "I'm named after a ? What the hell is a tortoise supposed to represent?""Longevity?
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  10. James Patterson

    You have terminated me," one of them said in a strange, flat voice. "But Iam one of many.""Robots!" Iggy breathed, taking Total from Angel."One of many, one of many, one of many," the robot Eraser was saying. NowNudge saw the red light in its eyes, saw how they were fading and winking out
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  11. James Patterson _ School's Out—Forever

    I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's
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  12. James Patterson _ The Final Warning

    I want to do it too!" said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless."Nope," said Nudge, shaking her head. "You stand out like a fart in church.
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