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Two for the Dough
," my mother said when she opened the door to me. "It's no wonder we have so much crime today what with these short skirts. How can you sit in a skirt like that? Everyone can see everything." "It's two inches above my knee. It's not short.
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Two for the Dough
You sure you don't want to go?" Grandma Mazur asked my mother."I didn't know Moogey Bues," my mother told her. "I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.""I wouldn't go either," Grandma Mazur said, "but I'm helping Stephanie with this here manhunt. Maybe Kenny Mancuso will show up, and Stephanie will need some extra muscle. I was watching Television, and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.""She's your responsibility," my mother said to me. "She sticks her fingers in anybody's eyes I'm holding you accountable.
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