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I'm sure I'll take you with pleasure!" the Queen said. "Twopence a week, and jam every other day."Alice couldn't help laughing, as she said, "I don't want you to hire me - and I don't care for jam.""It's very good jam," said the Queen."Well, I don't want any today, at any rate.""You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said."The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never today.""It must come sometimes to 'jam today'," Alice objected."No it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day: today isn't any other day, you know. book-quotehumourtricktrickeryWait!" Brittany calls out as I'm walking away.I turn around and she's right in front of me. "What?"She smiles seductively as if she's wanting something more than a truce. Way more. Shit, is she gonna kiss me? I'm taken off guard here, which usually doesn't happen. She bites her bottom lip, as if she's contemplating her next move. I'm totally game to making out with her.As my brain goes through every scenario, she steps closer to me.And snatches my keys out of my hand."What do you think you're doin'?" I ask her."Getting you back for kidnapping me." She steps back and with all her might whips my keys into the woods."You did not just do that."She backs up, facing me the entire time, as she moves toward her car. "No hard feelings. Payback's a bitch, ain't it, Alex?" she says, trying to keep a straight face.I watch in shock as my chem partner gets into her Beemer. The car drives out of the lot without a jolt, jerk, or hitch. Flawless start.I'm pissed off because I'm going to have to either crawl around in the dark woods trying to find my keys or call Enrique to pick me up.I'm also amused. Brittany Ellis bested me at my own game."Yeah," I say to her even though she's probably a mile away and can't hear me. "Payback is a bitch. book-quotetrickpaybackkeys
