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  1. Pendergast," Ridder said. His voice was low and very, very cold. Despite herself, Corrie shivered when she saw the look on his face.Pendergast stopped. "Yes?
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  2. George Eliot _ Middlemarch

    Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
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  3. David Eddings _ Castle of Wizardry

    What am I going to do?" asked Ce'Nedra."First you ought to go wash your face," Polgara told her. "Some girls can cry without making themselves ugly, but you don't have the right coloring for it. You're an absolute fright. I'd advise you never to cry in public if you can help it.
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  4. David Eddings _ Castle of Wizardry

    Your--ah--intervention, shall we say, has simplified things in the palace enormously. We no longer have to worry about Salmissra's whims and peculiar appetites. We rule by committee, and we hardly ever find it necessary to poison each other anymore. No one's tried to poison me for months.
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  5. David Eddings _ The Belgariad, Vol. 1: Pawn of

    Some day, Prince Kheldar, you will fall in love," the queen said with a little smirk, "and the twelve kingdoms will stand around and chortle over the fall of so notorious a bachelor.
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  6. Stephen Fry _ The Fry Chronicles

    I was at a dinner party many years ago,sitting along from Tom Stoppard, who in those days smoked not just between courses,but between mouthfuls. An American woman watched in disbelief."And you so intelligent!""Excuse me?" said tom"Knowing those things are going to kill you" she said "and still you do it.""How differently I might behave" Tom said, "if immortality were an option
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  7. Barbara Hambly _ The Witches of Wenshar

    Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town.
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  8. Philip José Farmer _ The Dark Design

    Experience was something it was difficult to avoid, though many people had managed to keep it to a minimum.
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  9. Louis Sachar _ Wayside School Is Falling Down

    I have a package for somebody named Mrs. Jewls," he said."I'll take it," said Louis."Are you Mrs. Jewls?" asked the man."No," said Louis."I have to give it to Mrs. Jewls," said the man.Louis thought a moment. He didn't want the man disturbing the children. He knew how much they hated to be interrupted when they were working."I'm Mrs. Jewls," he said."But you just said you weren't Mrs. Jewls," said the man."I changed my mind," said Louis.The man got the package out of the back of the truck and gave it to Louis. "Here you go, Mrs. Jewls," he said.
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  10. Terry Pratchett _ Maskerade

    {About a cookbook...}- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
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  11. Julie Powell _ Julie and Julia: 365 Days, 524

    Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are.
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  12. Chuck Palahniuk _ Fight Club

    Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
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