Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help.
My wife is very fit and looking younger every day, whereas I'm looking older day by day.
Ruthlessness is not something that comes easily.
I got my big break at the Royal Variety Performance in 2006 and returned in 2008, but now to host it is such an honour and I'm unbelievably excited.
Now I almost overly embrace how weird I am, how I look and how oddly camp I am. It's almost too honest for me because I harboured ambitions to be quite a cool, good-looking guy.
I would never be rude about somebody else in my profession because we all do this same thing. We're just trying to make people laugh.
I think if anyone becomes so obnoxious to believe they could be a national treasure, they just need to go on Twitter and realize they're not. That's there to curtail anybody's confidence.
I've been performing stand-up comedy for ten years, it's what I love and will always do.
I'm not going to crack America.
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated...
The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and...
You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter...
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is...
If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would...
Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing.