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What makes Broken Lizard, I think, is our timing.

Jay Chandrasekhar
What makes Broken Lizard, I think, is our timing.

I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.

Paul Feig
I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.

You could have a room full of the best comedians in the world and, for some reason, Chris Farley would take the cake. He was that good, just naturally. God's gift.

Jo Koy
You could have a room full of the best comedians in the world and, for some reason, Chris Farley would take the cake. He was that good, just naturally. God's gift.

As an actor, you read so many scripts and parts written for Asian-specific characters, and you see a lot of stereotypes and a lot of one-note characters, especially in comedy.

Randall Park
As an actor, you read so many scripts and parts written for Asian-specific characters, and you see a lot of stereotypes and a lot of one-note characters, especially in comedy.

As a comedian and satirist you have to be neutral, because everyone's fair game. Once you show bias, you lose that.

Bill Bailey
As a comedian and satirist you have to be neutral, because everyone's fair game. Once you show bias, you lose that.

Comedy or villain, the role does not matter as long as it is challenging.

Paresh Rawal
Comedy or villain, the role does not matter as long as it is challenging.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy.

Linda Fiorentino
I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy.

I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or...

Hannibal Buress
I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line.

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.

Marlon Wayans
I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.

Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made.

Akiva Schaffer
Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

John Ratzenberger
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of...

Bill Cosby
Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells.

H.M. Ward The Wedding...
You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells.

Mankind is immortal in the comic perspective not by virtue of man's subjugation of nature but by virtue of man's subjection to it. The "fall" in tragedy ends in death; the fall in comedy ends in bed,...

Rose A. Zimbardo
Mankind is immortal in the comic perspective not by virtue of man's subjugation of nature but by virtue of man's subjection to it. The "fall" in tragedy ends in death; the fall in comedy ends in bed, where, by nature's arithmetic, one and one make a brand new one.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald R. Ford
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Debbie Downer was one of the few sketches where I broke, and I remember watching Horatio Sanz laugh so hard that tears squirted out of his eyes. I still believe that sketch may be a cure for low-level...

Amy Poehler
Debbie Downer was one of the few sketches where I broke, and I remember watching Horatio Sanz laugh so hard that tears squirted out of his eyes. I still believe that sketch may be a cure for low-level depression if watched regularly.

To Fred, those years seemed to pass like quickly skimming a book and then finding the ending wasn't what he expected. He wished he'd paid more attention to the story.

Sarah Addison Allen
To Fred, those years seemed to pass like quickly skimming a book and then finding the ending wasn't what he expected. He wished he'd paid more attention to the story.

With him big Phil from Notting Hill, an old 'face' from the sixties, a pin-up gangster with a 'Mars Bar', weal scraping his left cheek, and of course two 'wag' slags in tow, trussed up like French...

Saira Viola Slide, a Modern...
With him big Phil from Notting Hill, an old 'face' from the sixties, a pin-up gangster with a 'Mars Bar', weal scraping his left cheek, and of course two 'wag' slags in tow, trussed up like French Poodles with 'Bratz babe' stares and Gucci handbags.

Maybe your aunt is funny in quiet moments with her friends because like many women her age, she was taught to not draw attention to herself. And maybe she also noticed how men of her generation...

W. Kamau Bell
Maybe your aunt is funny in quiet moments with her friends because like many women her age, she was taught to not draw attention to herself. And maybe she also noticed how men of her generation weren't attracted to the women who spoke out of turn and uttered their own opinions out loud. And certainly these types of men weren't attracted to women who were funnier than them. Women have always been funny. They just weren't interested in sharing their jokes with you. Truth in point, my mom is hilarious. She has also been single since 1974.

MAJOR HOOPLE, situation comedy, based on the comic strip Our Boarding House, by Gene Ahern.

John Dunning On the Air: The...
MAJOR HOOPLE, situation comedy, based on the comic strip Our Boarding House, by Gene Ahern.

Driving is boring," Rabbit pontificates, "but it's what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.

John Updike Rabbit at Rest

Wrinkles was her big gray cat. Sierra named him Wrinkles because when he was a little baby he had a wrinkly face. He slept in Sierra's room, but not always on the bed. Mommy said that was 'cause...

Karen Kingsbury Beyond Tuesday...

Them Frenchies!' 'Unchristian, that's what I call 'em,' responded Mr. Stubbs severely. 'I fair compassionate that wench.

Georgette Heyer The Talisman...

But it is infamous that they have not told you!' declared Eustacie. 'Je n'en reviendrai jamais!''If it's all the same to you, miss, I'd just as soon you'd talk in a Christian language,' said Mr....

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Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing

Steve Martin Born Standing...

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Steve Martin Born Standing...

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

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