Politicians study hard and work diligently their entire lives to be able to stand in front of a national audience and lie through their teeth.

I've noticed that whenever institutions claim to be confident of anything it means the complete opposite.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

They're politicians,' Win said. 'They'd lie and evade if you asked them what they had for breakfast.

it's easier finding a virgin in a whorehouse than an honest politician.

It's good to see your friends happy, isn't it? How would I know? I have no friends. People basically suck and all friends will screw you over in the end. Take my word for it. Then why am I here? Hell...

We learned to be discreet. It helped that nobody really cares about anyone but themselves anyway.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

Hell, no. I can't stand politicians. A politician is someone who promises you a bridge, even when there's no river.

Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. Surface, surface, surface was all that anyone found meaning in … this was...

If this was cynical, then we must allow that all courtship is cynical.

The fucking world is running out of gas.

The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.

His one essay in love had exhausted his powers in that direction.

Within he felt that faint stirring of derision for the whole business of life which is the salt of the American mentality. Outwardly they are sentimental and enthusiastic and inwardly they are...