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funny - Bilingual quotes that celebrate the beauty of language, showcasing meaningful expressions in two unique perspectives.
Robyn Carr
I'll always be your friend, he said. Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too. He groaned and shifted in his chair. Soon. I want to be that soon. Then a look came over him. Oh Gina…I didn't even court you! God, I should date you first before I beg you to take off your clothes!
Robyn Carr
He'd never been shy, but he'd always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn't believe they liked him.
Robyn Carr
You dance?I think that might be overly optimistic, he said. I do something. I'll try not to hurt you.
Robyn Carr
A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, Help.
Robyn Carr
I mean, I don't want to pass judgment-I just wish my husband didn't shoot deer.Oh, Mel, don't worry. I've been hunting with your husband-the deer are completely safe.
Rick Riordan
The driver got out smiling. He looked about seventeen or eighteen, and for a second, I had the uneasy feeling it was Luke, my old enemy. This guy had the same sandy hair and outdoorsy good looks. But it wasn't Luke. His smile was brighter and more playful. {Luke didn't do much more than scowl and sneer these days.} The Maserati driver wore jeans and loafers and a sleeveless T-shirt.Wow Thalia muttered. Apollo Is hot.He's the sun god, I said.That's not what I meant.
Rick Riordan
You're probably wondering: why were Medusa's kids a golden warrior and a winged horse? And how had they been stuck in Medusa's body all those years?Heck, I dunno. I'm just telling you how it was. You want stuff to make sense, you're in the wrong universe
Rick Riordan
Anyway... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse
Rick Riordan
Travis: I didn't know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month.Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so that no matter what I wore, my clothes were two sizes too small and I felt like a geek.Travis: You are a geek.
Rick Riordan
I wondered if I should start a small fire in Percy Jackson's sink, perhaps burn some bandages in thanks, but I decided that might strain that Jackson's hospitality.
Rick Riordan
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. I have to go.You just got here.Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.You're making that up.I'm not.So...what, somebody thinks they're about to die and they text you 'Going down! Need Valkyrie ASAP!' followed by a bunch of sad-face emojis?
Rick Riordan
Jason hated being an old man.
Rick Riordan
What's the best part of being in Hermes cabin?Connor: You are never lonely. I mean seriously, new kids are always coming in. So you always have someone to talk to.Travis: Or prank.Connor: Or pickpocket. One big happy family.
Rick Riordan
Otis, I said.Shhh, he said. I'm incognito. Call me...Otis.I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay.Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
- Out of my head! -I can't help it. You are transmitting your thoughts so condemned, that I feel that I must go sit in a corner and start wandering, whispering the name of Daemon again and again.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
What in the fuck are you?
Jennifer L. Armentrout
I brushed the curtain aside, scowling. Hadn't even spoken to the girl and I felt like a stalker staring out the window, waiting once more...waiting for what? To catch a glimpse of her? Or to better prepare myself for the inevitable meeting? If Dee saw me now, she'd be on the floor laughing. And if Ash saw me right now, she'd scratch out my eyes and blast my new neighbor into outer space.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
He seemed to be staring at the chain hanging from the ceiling fan. Seconds later, he confirmed this by reaching out and tugging the chain. Light clicked on.He tugged the chain again.Light went off.Oh for gods' sake, he had a mean case of ADD sometimes. "Apollo," I snapped.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. You're a bit crazy. You throw apples in people's faces when you're angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if you are irrational, I hope you stay that way. I love it.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
Whispers followed me down the hall. Ignoring them was harder than I´d imagined. Every Cell in my body demanded that I confront them. And do what? Jump on them like a crazy spider monkey and take them all out? Yah, not going to win me any fans.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
Honestly, as much as I love my brother, I'm not sure how I feel about him hanging out in your bedroom. He reached out with a muscular arm and used his fingers to brush a few strands of hair off my cheek, tucking them behind my ear. I shivered, and he smiled. I feel like I need to mark my territory. Shut up. Oh, I love it when you get all bossy-pants. It's sexy.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some statement earning him the finger.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
I have the feeling we just made a deal with the devil, and he's going to come back and want our first-born child or something.Daemon waggled his brows. You want kids? Because you know, practice makes--Shut up. I shook my head and started walking.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We just make crazy together.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
Your mail could've waited. Daemon followed me into the kitchen. What is it? Just books?Grabbing the OJ from the fridge, I sighed. People who didn't heart books didn't understand.
Brian Jacques
Tell the Queen that there's been a robin red-breast hanging about Kotir grounds. It flies down low and vanishes near the floor. Cludd thinks it might be something to do with those woodlanders. Now, I'm to say nothing to Fortunata or Ashleg...'I must tell the Queen that a robin has seen Cludd hanging about. No, that's not right. I must tellt he robin taht Cludd has been hanging the Queen.
Orson Scott Card
Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.
Orson Scott Card
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty.
Aimee Bender
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
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