I don't sing. If I could sing or dance, I would have done something really gross in a G-string by now - when I wasn't working and was desperate - and ruined my career.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

My theory is that I'm just closer to the sun than everyone else. I weigh more than everyone else, I'm taller than everyone else. When it's really humid and hot outside it's going to take a bigger toll...

We notice in others only those things that relate to ourselves. For example, you could find someone hilarious and brilliant, and I could find the same person idiotic and annoying. It's the same person...

Usually if you haven't figured out how you want to play tennis yourself, it is hard to accept the failures of playing five sets.

What skills I lacked in, say, math or science, I like to think I made up for in my ability to read people and situations with great clarity. I therefore considered myself as a sort of valued...

We always project into the future or reflect in the past, but we are so little in the present.

I do have an occasional temper - I sort of inherited my dad's short fuse.

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.

In spite of the haze of speculation, it is still something of a shock to find myself here, coming to terms with an enormous trust placed in my hands and with the inevitable sense of inadequacy that...

Leadership is the other side of the coin of loneliness, and he who is a leader must always act alone. And acting alone, accept everything alone.

The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.

Jimmy Fallon's strengths are that he's fun, and he's good at impressions, and he's musically inclined. And my strength is that I'm a joke writer, but I also have no filter, and I think that that's not...

I'm a very slow screenwriter. It takes time for me to write a screenplay. Also, I feel it's not my strength.

I was not good at team sports, I have to say. I'm quite good at individual sports, but I was not good at team sports, so I wasn't good at baseball and football.

As far as more recognition goes, I am happy with the amount of love and respect I have received from other artists and the public. Of course, I would love more, and think I deserve it.

He that has never suffered extreme adversity knows not the full extent of his own depravation.

Men never think their fortunes too great nor their wit too little.

Who you are is a necessary step to being who you will be.

I feel there are two people inside of me - me and my intuition. If I go against her she'll screw me every time and if I follow her we get along quite nicely.

The truth is forced upon us very quickly by a foe.

Neither blame nor praise yourself.

Genuine love is ever constant, unchanging. There is no separation by degrees, levels, or kinds. There is no comparison or judgment since there is just one kind and it is inside everyone. Ego and the...

Our strongest gifts are usually those we are barely aware of possessing. They are a part of our God - given nature, with us from the moment we drew first breath, and we are no more conscious of having...

You're only as strong as your biggest weakness.

He flattered himself on being a man without any prejudices

Think about yourself because selfishness is everywhere

Life may become difficult when you are out of sync with your heart - felt desires.

The healing process can only truly begin when we are willing to remember.

Flirting with madness was one thing; when madness started flirting back, it was time to call the whole thing off.