Wisdom of the Ages "Car Commercials" One of the last times you're ever gonna see that overpriced s - box not stuck in a traffic jam.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Hey, I see people manacled to log walls all the time. You bet. It's a popular sport in Bear Flat. Gonna replace fishing soon.

Today there is no symbolic compensation for old age, no recognition of a specific value: wisdom, perceptiveness, experience, vision.

What is unbelief but the despair, dictated by the dominant powers, that nothing can really change?

Instead of using drugs to create system friendly humans, perhaps we should be creating human friendly systems that do not require people to take drugs to function.

… what I'm saying is that if we and all the other species on earth are the only life forms in the universe and if there are no gods and let's face it apart from a few tired scrolls written 300 years...

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don't have … to prove the love they think they have.

An unintentionally hilarious 84 percent of users answer this match question: Would you consider dating someone who has vocalized a strong negative bias toward a certain race of people? In the absolute...

We don't care about you.. we care who is behind you... so the idea is you to be the victim and we to catch the killer...

Not my species, not my problem.

Guilt - - if there was any guilt - - spread out and diffused itself over everybody and everything. . . . Perhaps at some point in time, at some spot in the world, a moment of responsibility existed.

I've a regard for law, although I do not always agree with it. Without law, man becomes a beast.

The expression 'Those who can't do, teach' is a curious one, because if you look at the world, you'll see that teachers aren't particularly worse at doing things than anyone else, so perhaps the...

We have a tendency to worship great people but do not adapt their ideas in our lives.

There may be no English word as bent and broken by casual misuse, or drained of blood by idealizing admirers and apologists, or grossly caricatured by huckstering detractors, as church.

The church must be reminded that it is not the master or the servant of the state, but rather the conscience of the state. It must be the guide and the critic of the state, and never its tool. If the...

Having your own church doesn't make you a good guy. It only makes you tax - exempt.

I thought about the cameras following me in the terminal and pictured my family watching my entrance on TV. I hoped they'd be proud.

A nation of unhappy teachers makes for a sadder and more endangered America.

Trade and money, which go together in a stream of energy, inevitably wash away the enclosing walls of a society of status.

All this dread order break - for whom? for thee?Vile worm! - oh madness! pride! impiety!

Slavery remains rife, the shackles are just different. Labels and desires have replaced the cuffs and chains.

I think there is a puritanical wind that is blowing. I have never seen such a lack of separation between church and state in America, I don't believe in God, but if I did I would say that sex is a...

You ever get the feeling the world's filling up with bastards? I do. What I want to know is what happens when all the bastards run out of people to crap on? What happens when all that's left in the...

For if there were a list of cosmic things that unite us, reader and writer, visible as it scrolled up into the distance, like the introduction to some epic science-fiction film, then shining brightly...

It always amazes me how people in Europe and the United States can be so indifferent to the speeches of their chancellor or president, for these words from the top can be a wind sock for what might...

As Christians, we're supposed to be the salt of the earth, not the filler.

People seem to overlook an old man losing his mind if he occasionally made light of it.

If we in Nigeria and Africa generally are to experience a true national transformation, there must be numerous movements championing the cause for truth and honesty in every aspect of our daily...