What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die, of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. I would blow my sphincter out my backside like one of those unrolling paper streamers you get at children's parties-I daresay it would even give a merry toot-and bleed to a messy death in my sleeping bag.
( Bill Bryson )
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