A flaky skin was particularly bad if you were a criminal, she had read, as it meant that you left a great deal of DNA at the scene of the crime. That had amused her. That would teach any flaky-skinned housebreakers to burgle people's houses. "You really need to do something about your skin," the police might say to such people when they arrested them.
by Alexander McCall Smith
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The protagonist reflects on the idea that having flaky skin can be a significant disadvantage for criminals. She finds humor in the notion that such a condition would lead to leaving behind a lot of DNA at crime scenes, which could ultimately make it easier for law enforcement to catch them. This amusing thought highlights a quirky aspect of her personality and her perceptions about crime and its consequences.

The character imagines humorous interactions with police where they might admonish flaky-skinned suspects, urging them to take better care of their skin to avoid leaving evidence. This playful take on the situation illustrates her wit and offers a lighthearted perspective on serious topics like crime and justice, showcasing the blend of comedy and reality in her observations.

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