Gene and Claudia tried for a while to assist me with the Wife Problem. Unfortunately, their approach was based on the traditional dating paradigm, which I had previously abandoned on the basis that the probability of success did not justify the effort and negative experiences. I am thirty-nine years old, tall, fit and intelligent, with a relatively high status and above-average income as an associate professor. Logically, I should be attractive to a wide range of women. In the animal kingdom, I would succeed in reproducing.
Gene and Claudia made an effort to help me with my romantic situation, but their methods relied on conventional dating strategies. I had already given up on those approaches because I found the chances of success too low when weighed against the negative experiences they often brought. At thirty-nine years old, I have good physical health and a respectable job as an associate professor, which should theoretically make me appealing to...