There was a Lieutenant Procházka that didn't scold much. He only called his ordinance: "My graceful cow." His ordinance, such a Hibman, never heard him another improper. This hibman was so used so much to treatment that when he moved to civil life, he also treated his father, mother and sisters for "my graceful cow", and also said that to his bride, who separated from him and put it on Court for moral offenses {...}
In the story of “The Good Soldier Švejk” by Jaroslav Hašek, Lieutenant Procházka is characterized as a commanding officer who maintains a unique approach to authority. Rather than resorting to harsh treatment, he affectionately refers to his ordinance as "my graceful cow." This unusual nickname illustrates his gentle demeanor and highlights the unconventional relationships formed within the military hierarchy.
The ordinance, known as Hibman, becomes so accustomed to this endearing treatment that it influences his behavior even after transitioning to civilian life. He continues to address family members, including his parents and bride, in the same manner. This ultimately leads to complications in his personal life, including a legal dispute with his former fiancée, who felt wronged by his peculiar way of speaking. Through this narrative, Hašek humorously critiques military culture and explores the impact of such relationships on personal identity.
