Here's to the women we've met, and to the women we've fucked, And to those amongst us who've had no such luck. Here's to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup, Here's to pokin' her in the ass, so she won't get knocked up. Here's to all of you, and here's to me, Together as friends we'll always be, But if we should ever disagree, Then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME!
This excerpt from Tucker Max's "Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers" celebrates the camaraderie among friends while also acknowledging the complexities of relationships with women. It humorously raises a toast to various experiences shared with women, pointing out both the wins and the disappointments. There's a recognition of drinking and casual encounters, blending irreverence with a sense of unity among friends.
The message mixes lightheartedness with a touch of bravado, showcasing the wild nature of friendships. Despite the fun and outgoing tone, it captures a sentiment of loyalty amongst friends, while also highlighting how disagreements can occur. The bold conclusion serves to emphasize a self-centered attitude, suggesting that in the end, individual needs and egos take precedence, reinforcing the notion of self-appreciation even amidst collective merriment.
