How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.
by Laurie Notaro
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In her book "The Potty Mouth at the Table," Laurie Notaro addresses the absurdity of unhealthy eating habits by presenting a provocative question about how much one would desire to ingest cancer. She humorously suggests that consuming brightly colored, artificially dyed foods, particularly red, could lead to serious health consequences, like developing tumors. This exaggerated metaphor highlights the dangers of processed foods that may seem appealing but are harmful to well-being.

Notaro's writing employs wit to criticize modern dietary choices, urging readers to reflect on what they truly consume. By equating vibrant food colors with cancer, she emphasizes the potential risks of artificial ingredients while inviting a dialogue about the importance of healthy eating. Her message serves as both a humorous cautionary tale and a call to be mindful of what we put into our bodies.

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