I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
by Laurie Notaro
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In "The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club," Laurie Notaro humorously reflects on her desire for a partner who embodies the same endearing qualities as her dog, yet without the less desirable traits. The quote highlights the dichotomy of wanting a loving and loyal companion while also seeking maturity and cleanliness in a significant other.

Notaro's writing often intertwines comedic moments with insights into relationships and self-acceptance. This specific sentiment resonates with anyone who has experienced the challenges of dating and the humorous yet frustrating characteristics people can possess, akin to the lovable but troublesome nature of pets.

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