Jeeves, I said. A rummy communication has arrived. From Mr. Glossop.Indeed, sir?I will read it to you. Handed in at Upper Bleaching. Message runs as follows:When you come tomorrow, bring my football boots. Also, if humanly possible, Irish water-spaniel. Urgent. Regards. Tuppy.What do you make of that, Jeeves?As I interpret the document, sir, Mr. Glossop wishes you, when you come tomorrow, to bring his football boots. Also, if humanly possible, an Irish water-spaniel. He hints that the matter is urgent, and sends his regards.Yes, that is how I read it. But why football boots?Perhaps Mr. Glossop wishes to play football, sir.
In a humorous exchange, the character Bertie Wooster receives a peculiar message from his friend Mr. Glossop, which is read aloud by his devoted valet, Jeeves. The message requests Bertie to bring football boots and an Irish water-spaniel, emphasizing the urgency of the request. Bertie is puzzled by the necessity of the football boots, prompting him to question their relevance.
As Jeeves interprets the message, he explains that Mr. Glossop likely needs the boots for playing football. This light-hearted dialogue showcases the comical misunderstandings and the quirky nature of their friendship, highlighting Wodehouse's trademark wit and playful storytelling.