Oh my God," my husband said with a gasp, reading further. "He beat three men into unconsciousness? Alone? What is this, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rapist? Does he fly and run across treetops? How long are his nails? What do you think his record for man beating is? Do we need four guys in the house at all times? Do we need five? You know, I could start a band and we could practice here.
by Laurie Notaro
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In a humorous moment, the author's husband reacts with disbelief as he reads about a man who has single-handedly defeated three other men. His incredulous questions reflect a mix of concern and satire, as he imagines the feats of this supposed warrior. The reference to "Crouching Tiger" adds a layer of absurdity to his musings about whether this person possesses extraordinary abilities. His over-the-top suggestions about needing more people around for safety illustrate the ridiculousness of the situation.

Laurie Notaro's narrative captures the absurdity in everyday life, using her husband's exaggerated worries to comment on the wild stories we encounter. His remarks not only entertain but also resonate with the ways we sometimes react to bizarre news. This blend of humor and satire highlights the author’s skill in reflecting on societal behavior while maintaining a lighthearted tone, prompting readers to laugh at the extremes of human imagination.

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