So I graduated from college with a degree in journalism and was ready to find my dream job at a newspaper in addition to one good man who owned his own car and was certain about his sexuality, my two new, revised qualifying criteria for a potential date.
by Laurie Notaro
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In her book "Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood," Laurie Notaro reflects on her journey after graduating with a journalism degree. She eagerly anticipates starting her career in newspaper journalism while also seeking a romantic partner. Notaro humorously revises her dating standards, emphasizing the importance of finding someone who owns a car and has a clear understanding of his sexuality.

This revelation highlights the challenges and life lessons she navigates in her early adulthood. Notaro's blend of wit and honesty underscores the complexities of modern dating alongside the pursuit of a fulfilling career, capturing the essence of the struggles many young adults face in balancing personal and professional aspirations.

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