There are really only two ways to get hit on the head by a parking barrier. One is to stand underneath a raised barrier and purposely allow it to fall on you. That is the easy way, obviously. The other method-and this is where a little diminished mental capacity can go a long way-is to forget the barrier you have just seen rise, step into the space it has vacated and stand with lips pursed while considering your next move, and then be taken completely by surprise as it slams down on your head like a sledgehammer on a spike.
In his book "The Road to Little Dribbling," Bill Bryson humorously illustrates the potential for accidents involving a parking barrier. He describes two scenarios leading to getting hit on the head by one of these barriers. The first is a blatant decision to position oneself beneath an elevated barrier, making it an obvious choice. The second scenario involves a lapse in awareness, where a person forgets about the barrier having risen and unwittingly steps into its path, leading to an unexpected and painful encounter.
This depiction showcases both a comedic and cautionary tale about the consequences of forgetfulness. Bryson’s writing highlights how a moment of distraction can lead to humorous yet dangerous situations. The image of the barrier slamming down unexpectedly captures the surprise and folly that can accompany everyday life, inviting readers to reflect on their own moments of absent-mindedness.
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