When I was twelve, my appendix burst, and as they were wheeling my ass into the operating room, I asked the doctor, How will this affect my piano playing? and he said, Don't worry, you'll still be able to play the piano, and I said, Wow! I wasn't able to before! And then they gassed me.
In John Scalzi's "Redshirts," a character reflects on a significant event from his childhood. When he was twelve years old, he faced a medical emergency when his appendix burst. As he was being taken for surgery, he had an amusing exchange with the doctor about how the operation would impact his ability to play the piano.
The character’s response to the doctor's reassurance is humorous, revealing a lack of confidence in his musical abilities prior to the incident. This moment highlights not only the character's naivety but also serves as a comedic element that sets the tone for the story, blending serious themes with lightheartedness.
