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  1. J.K. Rowling _ Harry Potter and the

    But people only die in proper duels, you know, with real wizards. The most you and Malfoy'll be able to do is send sparks at each other. Neither of you knows enough magic to do any real damage. I bet he expected you to refuse, anyway.""And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?""Throw it away and punch him on the nose," Ron suggested.
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  2. Terry Pratchett _ A Blink of the Screen:

    Firstly," said Ponder, "Mr Pessimal wants to know what we do here.""Do? We are the premier college of magic!" said Ridcully."But do we teach?""Only if no alternative presents itself," said the Dean. "We show 'em where the library is, give 'em a few little chats, and graduate the survivors. If they run into any problems, my door is always metaphorically open.""Metaphorically, sir?" said Ponder."Yes. But technically, of course, it's locked.""Explain to him that we don't do things, Stibbons," said the Lecturer in Recent Runes. "We are academics.
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  3. Terry Pratchett _ Sourcery

    There are eight levels of wizardry on the Disc; after sixteen years Rincewind has failed to achieve even level one. In fact it is considered opinion of some of his tutors that he is incapable even of achieving level zero, which most normal people are born at; to put it another way, it has been suggested that when Rincewind dies the average occult ability of the human race will actually go up by a fraction.
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  4. Terry Pratchett _ Reaper Man

    After a while the Senior Wrangler said, "Do you know, I read the other day that every atom in your body is changed every seven years? New ones keep getting attached and old ones keep on dropping off. It goes on all the time. Marvelous, really."The Senior Wrangler could do to a conversation what it takes quite thick treacle to do to the pedals of a precision watch. "Yes? What happens to the old ones?" said Ridcully, interested despite himself."Dunno. They just float around in the air, I suppose, until they get attached to someone else."The Archchancellor looked affronted. "What, even wizards?""Oh, yes. Everyone. It's part of the miracle of existence.""Is it? Sounds like bad hygiene to me," said the Archchancellor. "I suppose there's no way of stopping it?""I shouldn't think so," said the Senior Wrangler, doubtfully. "I don't think you're supposed to stop miracles of existence." "But that means everythin' is made up of everythin' else," said Ridcully."Yes. Isn't it amazing?
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  5. Terry Pratchett _ Lords and Ladies

    What is magic?There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.
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  6. Terry Pratchett _ Equal Rites

    Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs."Reluctantly.
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  7. R.A. Salvatore _ Streams of Silver

    Regweld is really a fine wizard," he continued, patting the shoulder again. "And his ideas for crossbreeding a horse and a frog are not without merit; never mind the explosion! Alchemy shops can be replaced!
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  8. Tamora Pierce _ Squire

    When in doubt," the mage Numair Salmalin had taught the pages, "Shoot the wizard.
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  9. J.K. Rowling _ Harry Potter and the Order of

    Don't put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know.""Who d'you know who's lost a buttock?""Never you mind..."
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  10. J.K. Rowling _ Harry Potter and the

    Play Quidditch at all?""No," Harry said again, wondering what on earth Quidditch could be." do - Father says it's a crime if I'm not picked to play for my House, and I must say, I agree. Know what House you'll be in yet?""No," said Harry, feeling more stupid by the minute."Well, no one really knows until they get there, do they, but I know I'll be in Slytherin, all our family have been - imagine being in Hufflepuff, I think I'd leave, wouldn't you?"
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  11. J.K. Rowling _ Harry Potter and the Deathly

    Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!
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  12. J.R.R. Tolkien _ The Two Towers

    Wizards are always troubled about the future.
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