当我们的飞机撞到跑道时，我睡着了，但是震动使我立刻醒了。我看着窗外，看到了落基山。我在这里他妈的什么？我想知道。这根本没有意义。我决定尽快给我的律师打电话。让他给我打电话一些钱来买一个巨大的白化杜宾人。丹佛（Denver）是被盗杜伯曼人（Dobermans）的全国交换所；他们来自全国各地。
(I was asleep when our plane hit the runway, but the jolt brought me instantly awake. I looked out the window and saw the Rocky Mountains. What the fuck was I doing here? I wondered. It made no sense at all. I decided to call my attorney as soon as possible. Have him wire me some money to buy a huge albino Doberman. Denver is a national clearing house for stolen Dobermans; they come from all parts of the country.)