有大量证据支持我和警察在地球上做极大的事情，而从未在官方职能上进行专业交往，而彼此之间永远不会互相交往，当我们所有人都穿着纽带和饮酒时，我们在我们内心深处知道的那样，他们是罕见的。
(There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things and never to mingle professionally with each other, except at official functions, when we all wear ties and drink heavily and whoop it up like the natural, good-humored wild boys that we know in our hearts that we are..These occasions are rare, but they happen - despite the forked tongue of fate that has put us forever on different paths...)