All my references are 50 years old—when somebody shot

All my references are 50 years old—when somebody shot J.R., you know? Oh my god, I'm 100!

📖 Lauren Graham

🌍 American | 👨‍💼 Actress

🎂 March 16, 1967

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This quote humorously highlights the feeling of aging by referencing the cultural phenomenon of the 'Who shot J.R.?'' storyline from the TV show Dallas. It captures how popular media events can serve as markers for generational shifts and personal milestones. The speaker playfully suggests that their references are outdated, emphasizing both a sense of nostalgia and self-awareness about aging. Such humor can foster connection through shared cultural touchstones, while also prompting reflection on how quickly time passes and how our collective memories evolve.

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