By contrast, no one in Alphinland ever demanded a blowjob. But then, no one in Alphinland had a toilet either. Toilets weren't necessary. Why waste time on that kind of routine bodily function when there were giant scorpions invading the castle?
by Margaret Atwood
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In the fictional world of Alphinland, there’s a stark absence of certain societal norms and conveniences, such as toilets, indicating a different set of priorities and concerns. The inhabitants seem to be preoccupied with more immediate dangers, like giant scorpions attacking their castle. This suggests that survival and the urgency of the situation overshadow mundane aspects of life.

The reference to not demanding sexual favors while neglecting basic needs highlights the absurdity of focusing on trivial demands in the face of existential threats. In Alphinland, traditional interactions are replaced by a preoccupation with survival, illustrating how the environment shapes human behavior and priorities.

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