Florida needs a special prison for tourists. Not all tourists-just the ones who trash the place, rob, shoplift, vandalize, drive drunk, assault the cops, puke in the alleys, pee in the medians, and so on.
"Florida needs a dedicated prison for tourists, specifically those who cause trouble and damage the state," suggests Carl Hiaasen in his book, Dance of the Reptiles. This group includes visitors who engage in illegal and disruptive behaviors such as vandalism, theft, drunk driving, assaults, and public nuisances.
Hiaasen highlights that these problem tourists degrade Florida's reputation and community quality. He humorously proposes a separate facility to isolate such individuals, emphasizing the need to protect the state's image from those who recklessly harm it during their visits.
