Here, inmates would spend seven days and six nights being drilled on vacation etiquette. For example, they'd be taught how to read speed-limit signs; how to park within the parallel lines of a parking space; how to drink and dispose of alcohol; how to vomit inconspicuously; how to steer a Jet Ski and chew gum at the same time.… The drill instructors would be selected from an elite pool of former Highway Patrol troopers, ex–Navy SEALs, and retired tour guides from Epcot.
Inmates undergo a unique seven-day, six-night training program focused on vacation etiquette. This includes practical lessons like reading speed-limit signs, parking correctly, managing alcohol consumption and disposal, and discreetly vomiting. Participants also learn to operate a Jet Ski and chew gum simultaneously, highlighting the humorous and unconventional approach of the training.
"The drill instructors would be selected from an elite pool of former Highway Patrol troopers, ex–Navy SEALs, and retired tour...
