I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.
by Laurie Notaro
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In Laurie Notaro's book "It Looked Different on the Model," the author shares humorous and relatable anecdotes about life's unpredictability. She reflects on her own mortality with a light-hearted approach, suggesting that the only significant consequence of her sudden departure would be the dismay of those attending her estate sale. They would likely be disappointed by the presence of dog hair on the items left behind.

This quote encapsulates Notaro's comedic style, blending a serious topic with a playful twist. It highlights her ability to find humor even in the face of adversity, showcasing the relatable nature of dealing with everyday nuisances and the quirks of pet ownership. The author's reflections resonate with readers who appreciate a candid look at life’s imperfections.

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