She caught the crazy-eyed look in one about the size of a small horse, wondered vaguely why anyone would want a dog they could essentially ride around the house. When she made the mistake of meeting those crazy eyes for a split second, it danced its great gray bulk in place, then charged, dragging its squeaking owner out of her chair. In defense, Eve slapped a hand to her weapon, but the horse-dog covered the ground like a sprinter, heaved itself up, planted its enormous front paws on her shoulders. And lapped its wide, wet tongue from her chin to her hairline in one noisy slurp.
In a humorous and chaotic scene, the character observes a large dog that resembles a small horse and questions the logic of owning such a creature. The dog's wild, exuberant energy is highlighted as it unexpectedly charges at her, causing a moment of panic. This encounter reflects the absurdity of having such an enormous pet in a domestic setting.
As the dog leaps towards her, it demonstrates its playful nature by placing its massive paws on her shoulders and giving her an affectionate, yet overwhelming, lick. The reaction illustrates a blend of surprise and amusement, capturing the lively spirit of the moment and the character's initial concerns about the size of the dog.
