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  1. Terry Pratchett _ Wintersmith

    And he won her freedom by playing beautiful music,' Roland added. 'I think he played a lute. Or maybe it was a lyre.''Ach, weel, that'll suit us fine,' said Daft Wullie. 'We're experts at lootin' an' then lyin' aboot it.
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  2. Terry Pratchett _ Equal Rites

    If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
    book-quotehumorpuns

  3. Terry Pratchett _ Hogfather

    Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.
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  4. Terry Pratchett _ Night Watch

    But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
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  5. Terry Pratchett _ Men at Arms

    I believe in reincarnation," {Bjorn} said.I KNOW."I tried to live a good life. Does that help?"THAT'S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU'LL BE BJORN AGAIN.
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  6. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water."
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  7. Edith Wharton _ Ethan Frome & Selected Stories

    Xingu!" she scoffed. "Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did-unprepared though we were-that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to everybody!
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  8. Neal Stephenson _ Snow Crash

    Well, land sakes!" Hiro says. "Lookee here!" He whips his blade sideways, cutting off both of the businessman's forearms, causing the sword to clatter onto the floor."Better fire up the ol' barbeque, Jemima!" Hiro continues, whipping the sword around sideways, cutting the businessman's body in half just above the navel. Then he leans down so he's looking right into the businessman's face. "Didn't anyone tell you," he says, losing the dialect, "that I was a hacker?"Then he hacks the guy's head off.
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  9. Margaret Atwood _ MaddAddam

    Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.
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