不要告诉我上帝以神秘的方式工作，尤萨里安（Yossarian）继续说道，对她的反对作出痛苦。没有什么神秘的。他根本没有工作。他在玩。否则他就忘记了我们的一切。这就是你们谈论的那种上帝 - 一个乡村，一个笨拙，笨拙，无脑，自负，无情的hayseed。
(And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways, Yossarian continued, hurtling on over her objection. There's nothing so mysterious about it. He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about - a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed.)