贿赂是违法的，你知道。但这不是违反法律赚钱的，是吗？因此，贿赂某人以获取公平利润的法律不能违法，对吗？不，当然不是！
(Bribery is against the law, and you know it. But it's not against the law to make a profit, is it? So it can't be against the law for me to bribe someone in order to make a fair profit, can it? No, of course not!)