他经常想知道，如果有问题的狗屎撞到粉丝：底部的股票市场被操纵。全球资本主义的偶像是欺诈。进取的政客和原告的律师和州检察官将如何回应这一消息？
(He wondered, often, what it would look like if and when the shit in question hit the fan: The stock market at bottom was rigged. The icon of global capitalism was a fraud. How would enterprising politicians and plaintiffs' lawyers and state attorneys general respond to that news?)