我永远无法弄清楚我们是将宗教视为生命保险政策还是无期徒刑。我能理解一个愤怒的上帝，他很快就从钩子里悬挂着我们所有人。我可以理解一个温柔，没有约束的耶稣。但是我永远无法透露他们两个住在同一所房子里的。
(I could never work out whether we were to view religion as a life-insurance policy or a life sentence. I can understand a wrathful God who'd just as soon dangle us all from a hook. And I can understand a tender, unprejudiced Jesus. But I could never quite feature the two of them living in the same house.)