听着，不要相信童话！在那次幸福的婚礼之后，他们再也不会告诉您故事的其余部分。即使您要嫁给王子，您仍然会在早晨醒来，嘴巴像排水清洁器一样品尝，一侧都平整头发。
(LISTEN, don't believe in fairy tales! After that happy-ever-after wedding, they never tell you the rest of the story. Even if you get to marry the prince, you still wake up in the morning with your mouth tasting like drain cleaner and your hair all flat on one side.)