Chart positions are for people with manbags who get to work at 11 A.M. because they've been at a digital meeting.
This quote humorously critiques modern work culture and social status symbols. It suggests that chart success or professional recognition often belongs to those with a certain image—those who seem leisurely or privileged enough to start their workday late, possibly due to the flexibility afforded by remote or digital meetings. There's a hint of irony about how appearances and rituals, like carrying a manbag or starting work at unusual hours, can influence perceptions of success. It highlights the sometimes superficial nature of modern work hierarchies and the different ways people present their supposed productivity or importance.
