This is stupid. How am I supposed to predict which T-shirts I'm going to want to wear? The whole point about T-shirts is you choose them in the morning according to your mood, like crystals, or aromatherapy oils. Imagine if I woke up in the mood for my "Elvis Is Groovy" T-shirt and I didn't have it with me?
The speaker expresses frustration about the inability to predict which T-shirts they will want to wear on any given day. They emphasize that the choice of a T-shirt should be spontaneous and reflect their mood at the moment, similar to how one might select cleansing crystals or choose aromatherapy oils. This highlights the personal connection individuals have with their clothing and how it can influence their day.
Furthermore, the speaker imagines...
