(From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt's money-gulping door.I'll sue you, the door said as the first screw fell out. Joe Chip said, I've never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.)
作者Philip K. Dick (0 评论)
在菲利普·K·迪克（Philip K. Dick）的“乌比克（Ubik）”的摘录中，主角乔·奇普（Joe Chip）参与了拆卸公寓门的特殊行为。他用一把不锈钢刀拧下了他认为是负担的门的螺栓，这是因为它会起诉他。门的这种拟人化为情况增加了一层荒谬的态度，说明了乔生活的世界的超现实本质。