I've never met a politician who didn't deserve to be tossed into a pit full of Kallin, Beranabus grunts.

Because we live in a world under siege, I say. Life sucks for mages and magicians- taught me that. Bad things happen to those of us who get involved, but if we didn't fight, we'd be in an even worse...

Then set the hounds loose, boy - it's time to kick demonic ass!

The red tongues that went licking up my heap of wood were an altogether new and strange thing to Weena.

Sing a song of suspense in which the players die.Four and twenty ravens in an Edgar Allan Pie.When the pie was broken, the ravens couldn't sing.Their throats had been sliced open by Stephen, the new...

A demigod? I repeated like I'd just learned to speak a few seconds ago. A real, live demigod?Opposed to a fake, dead one? He chuckled, proud of himself, and then sighed when my eyes narrowed on him....

-Do you ... Wash a dish? -So slowly backed away, blinking. He looked at Daemon. The world is going to end. And I'm still a vir ......

I rolled my eyes, finishing off the burger. Rummaging around in the bag, I pulled out an extra-large order of fries. With all the exercise I was getting, my escape would involve me rolling out of...

Nick stopped at the door. The grin on his face warned trouble. "By the way, loved the bows on your panties."Oh, for fuck's sake.Reece's jaw became so hard I thought it would snap off as he watched...

I really don't think that was a good idea,'' Archer said, appearing in the open archway. ''To go sightseeing when you have half the government gunning for your ass.

The whole telling part seemed a moot point now, but how could he explain what happened? Hey, honey, I'm an alien and apparently I just doused you with some radioactive loving! Wanna catch a movie?...

Cool. I'm quiet, too. I arched a brow. He laughed. Okay. I'm not quiet. I'm sure if you Wikipedia'd my ass, I would show up as the opposite of quiet. But that's okay. You and I would get along like...

Nancy was so thrilled, I thought she was going to kiss me-and I thought I was actually going to have to hit a chick.

How did you know I was different? You mean besides the obvious obsidian, the alien entourage, and the branch? He laughed. You're full of electricity. See? He reached between the seats and placed his...

Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents.

Throwing a sub at the Apollyon probably wasn't something that should be done in public. But I couldn't help it; I laughed.

but then again, theywere like baby Einsteins on crack.

Hell, we my end up killing each other over something stupid next week. It's a possibility. But all I do know is what I feel for you isn't going anywhere.

I shot him a look. That bouncer was really big.His lips quirked. Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad things.What?The grin spread. I would say size doesn't matter but it does. I would know. he...

I think that's possibly the nicest thing you have said to me. Ever.I laughed. No it's not. I've said nice things to you before.Like what?There had to be another situation when I'd said something nice....

Oh! What thing? A thing with Daemon, and if you say yes, please tell me that thing starts with an s and ends with an x." I opened my eyes and frowned. "Geez, you're worse than a dude.

He can read your mind without even knowing. Dee's face went from pale to bright cherry. Oh God.What?She smacked her hands over her face. Well, the whole time we were downstairs, I was picturing him...

Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with,...

Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.

A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, Ouch. What in the hell was that for? Your timing sucks on an epic...

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes!

But if you eat this chap who's God,' said Llewelyn stoutly, 'how can it be horrible? If it's alright to eat God why is it horrible to eat Jim Whittle?' 'Because,' said Dymphna reasonably, ' if you eat...

{S}ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn't cross your mind until it's too late. {Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food...

Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find myself wondering how they did it. Would anyone love me if I couldn't cook? I always...

You know what happens on live TV?Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Boob happens on live TV. Adele Dazeem happens on live TV. President Al Gore happens on live TV