我有这个书签，上面粘着通心粉。我在四年级的时候就成功了，当时我被拘留，因为我用两块石头和一根棍子摩擦在一起给一个女孩纹身。
(I have this bookmark with glued-on macaroni. I made it in the fourth grade while in detention for giving a girl a tattoo using two rocks rubbed together and a stick.)
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