如果另一个人上电梯向上行驶八英尺，我将不对自己的工作负责。我被推到极限。下次发生时，我向自己发誓，我要伸出手，然后捏一个地板，然后说，你走到那里走路！您不会在午餐时燃烧三千卡路里的一小部分，但是也许到降落时，您会疲惫不堪，在一天的余下时间里回家，您懒惰的小混蛋，因为无论如何，这就是您想要的！
(if another person got on that elevator to travel eight feet upward, I couldn't have been responsible for what I did. I had been pushed to the limit. The next time it happens, I swore to myself, I'm going to reach out and pinch that One Floorer and say, You get out there and walk! You won't come close to burning a fraction of the three thousand calories you ate at lunch, but maybe by the time you reach the landing, you'll pass out from exhaustion and get to go home for the rest of the day, you lazy little asshole, because that's exactly what you want anyway!)